Tess' General Principle

You know--you never know. You know?

Tess' Laws

1. Guys are jerks.
2. Women are fickle.
3. Women like to push buttons.
4. If someone tells you that they were up all night "just talking", they weren't "just talking".
5. I don't dance.
6. Don't buy stock in Apple.
7. Sleep is good.